Basic Ass Office Doe is overly invested in your weekend.
HR wants you to know it's that one guys birthday. You know. What's his name.
I'm totally not being forced to say this, but you should definitely switch to AT&T.
If it was sent from firstname.lastname@example.org it shouldn't have a "!"
Gotta love those nuggets!
Coleen's feelin' a little under the weather
Switch today and save 15%!
Max spent months on his Obi-Wan costume.
PJP cuts loose at the company holiday party.